goodnight world, I am exhausted

Introducing the Sylvia-diet (guaranteed effective): Work both ACE Fest and NMS Children's Season simultaneously in addition to your regular slots at NMS GT, have shows during mealtimes like 12nn and 1pm and 6pm and 7.30pm, have a Red Bull for breakfast cos you'd rather sleep an extra half an hour than eat, eat only half your lunch cos it's cold by the time you get to it, have random non-filling things like frozen yoghurt or bagels from Coffee Bean for dinner only at 10pm or later, all while squeezing in gym during breaks in the day/on dark days. Lose 4kg in 3 weeks while still being able to eat Subway, pizza, prata, Milo dinosaur, Nasi Goreng, Nasi Lemak with extra chicken wings stolen from your sound guy during lunch etc everyday! Try it! Free eyebags and dark eye rings included in package.